Weirdest 2 days ever!
Dec. 14th, 2001 10:41 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
slycatYup, I'm back from the Christmas do and I'm still impressed as to the effects of alcohol...
After work on Thursday, we all went to the local pub in a pre meal drink. I somehow managed to get rather drunk after 1 1/2 pints of Stella Artois which was quite embarrasing to say the least. Anyways, we then went down to the place where we were having our meal where I drank another pint of Stella. We sat down and chatted and got to know folks at work better.
I had steak and chips followed by chocolate fudge cake (No starter cos they all looked a bit too fancy for my liking) accompanied by pints of Hoegaarden. As you can imagine, I was rather drunk before I started eating thinking that eating would help me sober up a bit. After the meal was talking more folks were moving around. I had a bit of a water fight with 2 collegues after one of them was trying to style my hair with some water and the other tipped the bottle over my head. I retaliated of course and the 3 of us ended up rather wet.
I ended up talking with the girl who does the shipping at the company in private somehow and ended up having quite a good yet drunkardly conversation. Somewhere along the line, she told me that she was bi-sexual which took me by suprise. She told me about how paranoid she was of others at work thinking she was a lesbian even though no-one was actually talking about it. I told her I was OK with it and mentioned how I was bi-sexual myself. She completely didn't believe me and she asked me "Are you really?" around hundred times. I think the only time that she believed me was when I whispered "She's bi too!" to Maria, the only person in the company that I had told about me and Shinji.
Well we spent the evening talking and she mentioned how she wanted to come back to my hotel to chat about being bi and stuff as she felt I was someone she could relate to. One the way to the hotel, she snogged me and I kissed with her. It was really great. I wasn't too sure what was happening but I was taking a drunk bi-sexual girl up to my hotel room...
What happened after that I will not publicly say. Only my closest friends will ever know but I assure you now, that I did not have sex. We were both far too drunk and due to my complete inexperience, made a fool out of myself. So much for my first time with a member of the opposite sex :oP
By 1.30am she was going to leave, by taxi, and go home cos she wanted to change her clothes for the next day's work. Called reception and they said there were no taxis until tomorrow. Once I told her this, he mumbled something but just collapsed on the other bed (There were 2 singles) and slept heavily - fully clothed inc boots...
Next morning, the TV woke me up at 7am as I asked it to and went to have a shower and stuff. After that, one of my work collegues came into the room cos he left some stuff there and was suprised to see the shipping girl with me ;o) As you can imagine he said 'Oioi!' as he walked out the room... Bleh!
We went down to reception, she ordered a cab and we talked for a bit outside the hotel before I went off to work.
The day at work was strange. It was quite a relaxed day. Everyone was still feeling the effect of the alcohol and there weren't many callers... Of course the rumours spread around and they got more and more ridiculous and people said stuff like "Well if that's not true, why not tell us the truth?" to which I just said "Yeah yeah, whatever".
Got details of "the shipping girl's" (Yes I wont name names even though you probably don't know anything about either me or her in real life) phone number and discovered she is on the MSN messenger so I can talk with her out of hours online and stuff which is kinda neat. Most of the people at work don't really go online so I was suprised to see that she used the internet...
Anyways, myself and my collegue who goes home on the same train as me went off home at around 5.45pm and got the 6.05pm back from Waterloo. I mention this because we ended up talking with a nice looking woman who looked to be around 23-25ish. Turns out she was 27. We talked a lot with her for no real reason and learn't a lot about her. She was an addict and an alcoholic (She bought 2 Stella's on the train and asked for something stronger) and she's quite famous on the internet apparantly. She asked us to look on the internet for the name "Shanine Linton". Did that just now and look what I found http://www.bomis.com/rings/shaninelinton/ <-- She was a porn star! How often can you say you met a porn star on the train, eh? ;)
So those were the 2 most strangest days of my life. I feel as though my life is turning on it's head due to recent events. First I'm moving out and now I've been "with" a woman. It's all change for me and has left me feeling quite disorientated...
I never would have guessed what happened to me last night the day before so who knows what'll happen in the next few months... Rest assured, you'll read the breif out line of whatever I get up to here so keep your eyes peeled!
After work on Thursday, we all went to the local pub in a pre meal drink. I somehow managed to get rather drunk after 1 1/2 pints of Stella Artois which was quite embarrasing to say the least. Anyways, we then went down to the place where we were having our meal where I drank another pint of Stella. We sat down and chatted and got to know folks at work better.
I had steak and chips followed by chocolate fudge cake (No starter cos they all looked a bit too fancy for my liking) accompanied by pints of Hoegaarden. As you can imagine, I was rather drunk before I started eating thinking that eating would help me sober up a bit. After the meal was talking more folks were moving around. I had a bit of a water fight with 2 collegues after one of them was trying to style my hair with some water and the other tipped the bottle over my head. I retaliated of course and the 3 of us ended up rather wet.
I ended up talking with the girl who does the shipping at the company in private somehow and ended up having quite a good yet drunkardly conversation. Somewhere along the line, she told me that she was bi-sexual which took me by suprise. She told me about how paranoid she was of others at work thinking she was a lesbian even though no-one was actually talking about it. I told her I was OK with it and mentioned how I was bi-sexual myself. She completely didn't believe me and she asked me "Are you really?" around hundred times. I think the only time that she believed me was when I whispered "She's bi too!" to Maria, the only person in the company that I had told about me and Shinji.
Well we spent the evening talking and she mentioned how she wanted to come back to my hotel to chat about being bi and stuff as she felt I was someone she could relate to. One the way to the hotel, she snogged me and I kissed with her. It was really great. I wasn't too sure what was happening but I was taking a drunk bi-sexual girl up to my hotel room...
What happened after that I will not publicly say. Only my closest friends will ever know but I assure you now, that I did not have sex. We were both far too drunk and due to my complete inexperience, made a fool out of myself. So much for my first time with a member of the opposite sex :oP
By 1.30am she was going to leave, by taxi, and go home cos she wanted to change her clothes for the next day's work. Called reception and they said there were no taxis until tomorrow. Once I told her this, he mumbled something but just collapsed on the other bed (There were 2 singles) and slept heavily - fully clothed inc boots...
Next morning, the TV woke me up at 7am as I asked it to and went to have a shower and stuff. After that, one of my work collegues came into the room cos he left some stuff there and was suprised to see the shipping girl with me ;o) As you can imagine he said 'Oioi!' as he walked out the room... Bleh!
We went down to reception, she ordered a cab and we talked for a bit outside the hotel before I went off to work.
The day at work was strange. It was quite a relaxed day. Everyone was still feeling the effect of the alcohol and there weren't many callers... Of course the rumours spread around and they got more and more ridiculous and people said stuff like "Well if that's not true, why not tell us the truth?" to which I just said "Yeah yeah, whatever".
Got details of "the shipping girl's" (Yes I wont name names even though you probably don't know anything about either me or her in real life) phone number and discovered she is on the MSN messenger so I can talk with her out of hours online and stuff which is kinda neat. Most of the people at work don't really go online so I was suprised to see that she used the internet...
Anyways, myself and my collegue who goes home on the same train as me went off home at around 5.45pm and got the 6.05pm back from Waterloo. I mention this because we ended up talking with a nice looking woman who looked to be around 23-25ish. Turns out she was 27. We talked a lot with her for no real reason and learn't a lot about her. She was an addict and an alcoholic (She bought 2 Stella's on the train and asked for something stronger) and she's quite famous on the internet apparantly. She asked us to look on the internet for the name "Shanine Linton". Did that just now and look what I found http://www.bomis.com/rings/shaninelinton/ <-- She was a porn star! How often can you say you met a porn star on the train, eh? ;)
So those were the 2 most strangest days of my life. I feel as though my life is turning on it's head due to recent events. First I'm moving out and now I've been "with" a woman. It's all change for me and has left me feeling quite disorientated...
I never would have guessed what happened to me last night the day before so who knows what'll happen in the next few months... Rest assured, you'll read the breif out line of whatever I get up to here so keep your eyes peeled!
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Date: 2001-12-14 05:58 pm (UTC)Anyhow,glad you'r doin' ok bud!:)
*drinks Ghvolsh or whatever its called an' spews up*brewed longer for a fuller taste,my arse!;)